Npfansite World News.
Reporter: Ace Reporter
Im Writin in blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not anymore….:( Yay!!!!!!! aw dang…
Okay now to business, Here are todays(Sept.14th) horoscopes!:
Everyone Of Every Sign: Be Sure And Stay Concious Of What You Say Today.
Tip: Today is not a good day to wander off into your world of magical wonderness and endless void.
Gemini: Tell someone that you trust a very personal secret.
Tip: Tell your friends to email us any secret they know!!!
Aries: Dont leave your house.
Tip: seriously dont.
Taurus: Kill your principle.
Tip: Dont listen to your horoscope today.
Cancer(opus’s sign): Act like a looney around everyone you know even that person you like and then run around in your birthday suit singing im a little birdy.
Tip: Kill Opus
Leo: You will have great fortune today!
Tip: Your too rich to listen to us right now. Listen to us next week when the IRS comes to visit!!
Virgo: you have green scaly skin and a long tail and long sharp teeth.
tip:eat a fish
Libra: Today a long lost item or toy will be found today.
Tip: Sell any rare thing you own on Ebay.
Scorpio: You meet a very important person today.
Tip:Bring picture phone with you everywhere today.
Sagittarius: Protect your house today. Unwanted people will visit.
Tip: go to gun shop.
Capricorn: Today is a bad day to do anything. Many harsh things come today. but good fortune follows.
Tip: Stay In Bed.
Aquarius:You will save a life today. You will be in great luck!
Tip: I recommend saving any Aries today.
Pisces: dude,im glad im not you!
tip: nothing can save you now!! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now with that covered now to the best part of this news report!
(Note: horocopes article was ment for a joke,a laugh,a LOL,a ROFL,a LMAO a… well you get my point. so..yes get off the chair Aries. get away from the rope)
THE VIDEO PART!!!!!!!!!
Okay, i see that my posts dont get alot of comments,or any, I hope this is because your all too busy reading it. But please,i would like some feedback.
BTW i will be making anoher post on Ode To Usernames/Names;A description of people in wordpress i know and i will describe them by character by how i know them and seeing how they act. that means EVERYONE i know. just a heads up. :p ~Opus!~