I Blame Mars For The World Recession

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Npfansite World News.

Reporter: Ace Reporter

Im Writin in blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not anymore….:( Yay!!!!!!! aw dang…

Okay now to business, Here are todays(Sept.14th) horoscopes!:

Everyone Of Every Sign: Be Sure And Stay Concious Of What You Say Today.

Tip: Today is not a good day to wander off into your world of magical wonderness and endless void.

Gemini: Tell someone that you trust a very personal secret.

Tip: Tell your friends to email us any secret they know!!!

Aries: Dont leave your house.

Tip: seriously dont.

Taurus: Kill your principle.

Tip: Dont listen to your horoscope today.

Cancer(opus’s sign): Act like a looney around everyone you know even that person you like and then run around in your birthday suit singing im a little birdy.

Tip: Kill Opus

Leo: You will have great fortune today!

Tip: Your too rich to listen to us right now. Listen to us next week when the IRS comes to visit!!

Virgo: you have green scaly skin and a long tail  and long sharp teeth.

tip:eat a fish

Libra: Today a long lost item or toy will be found today.

Tip: Sell any rare thing you own on Ebay.

Scorpio:  You meet a very important person today.

Tip:Bring picture phone with you everywhere today.

Sagittarius: Protect your house today. Unwanted people will visit.

Tip: go to gun shop.

Capricorn: Today is a bad day to do anything. Many harsh things come today. but good fortune follows.

Tip: Stay In Bed.

Aquarius:You will save a life today. You will be in great luck!

Tip: I recommend saving any Aries  today.

Pisces: dude,im glad im not you!

tip: nothing can save you now!! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now with that covered now to the best part of this news report!

(Note: horocopes article was ment for a joke,a laugh,a LOL,a ROFL,a LMAO a… well you  get my point. so..yes get off the chair Aries. get away from the rope)

THE VIDEO PART!!!!!!!!!

Okay, i see that my posts dont get alot of comments,or any, I hope this is because your all too busy reading it. But please,i would like some feedback.

BTW i  will be making anoher post on Ode To Usernames/Names;A description of people in wordpress i know 
and i will describe them by character by how i know them and seeing how they act. 
that means EVERYONE i know. just a heads up. :p ~Opus!~

16 Responses to “I Blame Mars For The World Recession”

  1. -O-ρüΣ The Strange ≧´∀`≦ Says:

    Thank you for the comments! Oh btw for you people who arnt magical and super radioactive like me these comments i am thanking are invisible. lol :p
    Opus: jerk!!!!!!
    Opus: Am not!
    Opus: i got killed cause of your horoscopis
    Opus: you misspelled Horoscopes moron
    Opus: SHAD UP!!!

  2. ~.Narnia.~ Says:

    😀 LOL

  3. Crysatal97 Says:

    A MOAL? Wat??
    LOL! Funny I am a Gemini instead of telling a personal thing i said ‘eggs are tomatos’
    ROFL! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MATHS! PEOPLE WHERE LOL & ROFL-ING SO HARD we had detention for half of lunch………
    Opus: MWAHAHA!!! i mean oh sorry about that…. whats a moal?
    The News Report Is Not Responsible for stupid acts that are caused out side of the studios.

  4. 09cole09reborn Says:

    hey hows it going😛
    Opus: not so good if your a aries MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  5. ~.Narnia.~ Says:

    Tisk tisk, Crys!😉 Hey good, Cole.
    Opus: hehehehhe i am responding to every comment on here even my own! Mwahahaha! hi narnia😛

  6. melly Says:

    hey idk bout da last post… but plz stik with postin 2 us.. wich hapily u r!!!! ur posts r soo much better dan som idiot crews is eva gonna b, lol, but i do meen dat!!!! o and lolish videeo!!! cute bunny!! lol im bein stupid. well gtg bye, and i know dat in the oda post i sed i gtg 2 cp, but i decided 2 coment som stuf, so i did!!! isnt dat amazing😮 lol im bein sarcastic if u hadnt figurd dat out alredy!!!! and i know this ttly random, but i luv da narnia books, ive red em all!!! anyway bk 2 cp, it ttly rulez!!! and once gain ASOM SITE!!!
    Opus: i just finished approving your messages.lol. Anyways way too much internet lingo for ma little brain to comprehend lol! oh and in all your comments,your flustering.

  7. melly Says:

    I HATE DA STINKIN MODERATION PROCESS!!! IM NOT A BAD PERSON!!! AND Y WOOD ANY1 HOOS NOT SPOSED 2 B LOOKIN @ THESE, B LOOKIN AT THESE?! ITS A INVASION OF PRIVACY BIG TIME!! IM MAD!! :-I IM GLARIN @ U PPL!! O IM GONNA CRY LOL!!! :[
    Opus: whoaaa get off the drugs man lol. jk or not who knows! MWAHAHAHA!

  8. melly Says:

    333 I DID DAT 4 NO APPARENT REESON!!! DA HEARTS DON T REFER 2 ANY1!! DONT BE ALARMD, IM NOT FLIRIN WITH ANY1, AND IM DEFINITELY NOT GAY!! AWW DAMN DAT WAS GROSS!! WATS RONG WITH ME?! I GESS IM 2 MAD BOUT DA STINKIN INVASION OF PRIVACY PPL!! I HATE U!! AND DOSE HARTS DEFINITLY MOST OBVIUSLY DIDNT REFER 2 U PPL!!
    Opus: dude,learn to spell. and please get off the drugs! LOL

  9. Crysatal97 Says:

    😳 I meant LMAO
    And LOL! i ain’t blaming u for getting detention!😀

  10. Crysatal97 Says:

    Me naught :devil:

  11. Crysatal97 Says:

    -y naughtY👿

  12. Squishy133 (Not Logged In) Says:

    Hey peeps…😀

    ZOMG. You like ‘Cat Face’? I love Cat Face!! It’s the best….they’ve just released no. 10. Yay! The people that make it (at http://www.weebls-stuff.com) have some other great vids too, oh and games. I love On The Moon and Prawn To Be Wild….woo!

    ~Squishy133~

  13. 09cole09reborn Says:

    you never comment on my site how could you you used to comment everyday before i quit now im back you only comment like evey 15 posts i make

  14. ~.Narnia.~ Says:

    Hey, Squishy!! Cole…in case you haven’t realized, I’m on the brink of starting this site completely over because I HAVEN’T BEEN ON LATELY.🙂 So sorry for the low comments on your site, but I haven’t even been on my own site that much. Opus, you are just too funny!😉
    Melly, um, nice to meet you, and I’m glad you like my site! Sorry you are in moderation, I’m sure that’s by no means your own fault. Interesting english/internet language by the way!

  15. ζÔ§Η Says:

    Oh, I cannot due my horoscope (Tauros). My principal is somewhere in Europe!!! NOOOO!

  16. 09cole09reborn Says:

    ok narnia i understand like when your older you are busy but im 16 and omg i can only go on it for 1 hour and in that 1 hour i comment and do my blog and if you have not got a hour i dont want to know what you do in your life
    Opus: Dude, don’t be so harsh.

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